This last week, Adam turned 30. That's right. He's old. I am now officially married to an old guy. For his birthday bash, I decided to ask everyone to come dressed in 80's garb (Adam was born in 1980). Best decision I have ever made. Seriously. If a picture really is worth a thousand words, then here are like a million amazing, hilarious, and disturbing words for you:
Shari and Kelly came as a couple since their husbands are both deployed.
Adam was depressed that he was the only guy without a wig. Also, I'm not sure why we don't have a picture of the Glovers but he had a pretty amazing mullet and she paint splattered her shirt.
Group photo. These are some of the funniest people ever. I had to really use a lot of bladder control around these peeps.
Group photo. These are some of the funniest people ever. I had to really use a lot of bladder control around these peeps.
We played a bunch of "Minute to Win It" games and it was so fun! And hilarious. And not just because everyone looked like fools trying to complete a task dressed like a freak (as illustrated in the pictures below).
Blowing cups down with balloon air. I couldn't complete this task because I was laughing too hard. Have you ever tried to blow a balloon up while laughing? You probably can't do it, either.
Stacking M&Ms on straws. And Cari having a good ol' time in the background.
This chick can get a cookie from her forehead to her mouth in 6 seconds flat in case any of you were wondering.
Getting pennies out the toes of pantyhose. See all the cute little babies in the background?
Megan got the pennies so fast but then couldn't get her arms back out of the pantyhose. Hil. Arious.
Check out the no smoking sign shirt thingy. Who DIDN'T own one of those?
This sure is what I married. Pretty hot, right?
Shari shaking her booty to get the ping pong balls out of the Kleenex box strapped to her bum. Ben, if you are reading this, it was hot. Smokin' hot.
Dantzel rocking hard core for those ping pong balls.
Don't you love those gloves?
No words.
Is it just me or does it look like Aaron is doing a graceful dance? Or maybe tiptoeing?
Mullet buddies. Sadly.
And there you have it. Happy Birthday, Adam! I hope you enjoyed your twenties, because it's all downhill from here.