Who Loves Zach Morris?

My friend Heather had this on her blog and it made me laugh. I was (okay, am) a big fan of Saved By the Bell and a bigger fan of Raising the Bar. Thanks for sharing, Heather.

So Much to Blog, So Little Time

We have been busy this summer. I don't even know where to start, so here are some of the things we have been up to:
Bridger LOVES riding his bike. All day long we hear, "I want to ride my bike." One morning I let him go out and ride it before breakfast and he didn't want to stop so I just gave him his breakfast outside and he couldn't stop riding long enough to eat.
We also have been going to the Y a couple times a week. Bridger was scared of the water the first time and now he runs and swims and splashes all over the kiddy pool. He's such a big boy!

Adam's parents decided to make a last minute trip down here before they move to Hawaii. They had a lot of nice furniture that they were getting rid of so they rented a trailer and brought it down for us to have. I'm pretty excited about the china hutch. It's really pretty. The boys always love when Nana and Pappas come to visit. They get their undivided attention all day long. Pappas lays in bed with them before naps and sings and reads to them.

A weekend with Nana and Pappas wouldn't be complete without a few wrestling sessions. They giggle and laugh and jump and tease and then at the end, one of them ends up crying. They love it!

One day when Adam got home from work, he decided to blow up some water balloons. They had a little water balloon fight (I think Adam won). Then when Adam's mom and I got home from the store, we pulled up and got the daylights scared out of us when a water balloon flew at the window and broke. Scary!

Bridger's first shaving lesson. He also got to brush Pappas' teeth in the morning.

Storytime.

Nap time.

Bridger had his first dentist appointment this week. He was so good. He opened up and said "ah" whenever they asked him to. They gave him headphones and he got to watch cartoons while he waited for the dentist to come in. He got a new cool toothbrush and got to pick a prize from the treasure chest. I'm so proud of him.
We went and saw "Up" with Adam's parents and it was so cute. The boys did really well sitting down and being quiet in the theater. Towards the end of the movie when it was kind of a mushy moment and the grandpa was being nice to the little boy, Bridger turned to Pappas and gave him a big hug. I was impressed that he was feeling the emotions of the movie and had to show the love he was feeling. That kid is a sweety.

Some other highlights of their trip include: Eating a Shane's Rib Shack for the first time (and then the second time) and absolutely loving it, going to Jump City, going for a walk at the walking trails at our soon-to-be new neighborhood (yes, we are moving to a nicer neighborhood here in Grovetown), and playing "Hold to the Rod" with his parents again (and beating them again). Fun times.

Have You Seen This Yet?

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer

Spinning in the Rain

We've been really busy the last few weeks. So busy that we haven't taken a whole lot of pictures. Brody is out of school now and I thought the boys would be so bored at home, but we've had a lot to do. The weather has been great, minus a few rainy days, so they have gotten to get a lot of use of their Tonka trucks out in the sandbox. They also LOVE riding their bikes. The other day, they were riding their bikes and it started raining. They rode into the garage and were afraid to go out in the rain. I dared them each to ride to the end of the driveway and back. Brody was nervous (I don't know why- it's just water) but he did it and LOVED it. Bridger followed suit and he loved it too. They both rode around until they were completely soaked and then came inside and took a sweet bubble bath. It was fun to do something a little different.

Marine Mud Challenge

Three of my friends and I went and did this marine mud challenge on Saturday at Fort Gordon. It was so fun!! Sarah, Rachel, and Cari made the funnest team! (Yes, Zach, I know funnest isn't a word but it should be.) It was a 4 1/2 mile run with 17 obstacles throughout it. We had to climb over 8 foot walls, swim UNDER muddy water, army crawl through mud, step on Cari's shoulder's to reach big poles we had to climb over, and be sprayed by a fire hose while we tried to jump on logs. It was a blast. I want to do it every year.

Adam decided to leave work to take a picture of us at the starting line and then at the finish line, but being the diligent photographer that he is, a few minutes after we started, he decided to come into the woods and find us and stick with us so he could photograph us all along the way. He was in his uniform, which isn't comfortable, and his boots, which aren't for running. He was hot and sweaty and his feet were getting blistered, but he still clicked away on the camera. Isn't he nice? And attractive? I know.

Happiest place on earth?

Well, let me start by naming a few negatives to get them out of the way for the rest of the post.
1. This will be a long post. sorry.
2. Orlando tap "water" tastes and smells like sulfuric vomit laced with almost a trace of a hint of something resembling water-like flavor.
3. Mattresses that condense down to 3 inches of spiny noisy springs must be in style there.
4. Mary Poppins: practically perfect in every way (but her creepy weirdo fake smile)














5. 91 degrees + 40% humidity = not cool.
6. Fantasy World Resorts: neither a fantasy, nor a resort - "talk amongst yourselves"

Okay. So what is the best part about a vacation to D-world with your kids? Giving them to their grandparents of course! We love grandparents and highly recommend that everyone get a pair or two. They come in all shapes and sizes to fit your every need. They come experienced, and if fed regularly, can be quite energetic. If you don't have some and are in need, you may be interested in renting one here. (Now back to our regular programming.)

Seriously, the trip would have failed if it were not for my parents coming with us. Brody and Bridger had a blast with Nana and Papas, and I'm pretty sure Papas will be worn out until we can find a way to make it to Hawaii to see them next. They really did make the trip a Happy one, rather than a stressful one. Brody was stuck to Papas like monkey glue.









Brody enjoyed racing. Bridger didn't think too highly of flying with elephants.
















One thing you definitely have to see when you go to D-world is the Mickey's Philharmagic show. It was really cool. What could be better than sitting in an AC'd building with the smell of hot apple pie wafting in your face? Maybe just adding rad 3-d glasses and mist. And now you know why it was such a great show.
You may ask yourselves: "What's with Brody crossin' his legs in that picture?" I'm still asking myself that question.

We saw lots of people standing in line forever to get fake signatures from sweaty mutes with big fake heads. We didn't do that though (except for the super short goofy line). I don't mind that our kids are scared to death of them.

You know what else is scary? For Brody scary is pretty much anything that includes the words: splash, thunder, mountain, or coaster. He cried through those. Apparently the Brer rabbit is hellish. For Jess and I, scary includes the dino ride at Animal Kingdom - I'm pretty sure it scarred us for life. And I think all the crying terrified children who came out of the ride will never again trust their parents. (We didn't take Brody, but we did convince my parents to go, saying it was "a little noisy, but mild. We fibbed. "a little.")
At Animal Kingdom they have this huge play area where the boys could climb, slide, and dig for dino bones. They loved it. But their favorite part of the day was probably the little water fountain where they splashed around for an hour. They laughed like it was the happiest place on earth. I thought it was nice that they loved it so much. I also thought how lame it was that I paid so much for them to love a hose.

































At Epcot we spent some time as posers. We also spent some time seeing sharks and fish and stingrays and eels at the Finding Nemo ride. Then Papas and the boys were eaten by a shark. Luckily I was there to catch their last moments on camera...they seemed really happy.















Also, as a side note, Papas tried to teach Brody how to swim and had some good success in the sucking-in-water and panic-sink parts of swimming. Brody also got pretty good at kicking his legs and standing on Papas shoulders. On the other hand, little Bridger was too afraid to get in the water and screamed like a little girl if (when) I forced him in. He was satisfied with running around the pool teasing us with the probabilities of him falling down or falling in. Good times!
















One of the greatest things about having my parents there was that Jess and I got to run around Epcot all by ourselves! Like newlyweds! Newlyweds who eat like barbarians and fly like butterflies and ride cool rides and make fun of passersby. It was wondrous.



















We also made a trip over to a little place called Sea World. They have some great shows there. If you're ever in the neighborhood and feel like seeing dolphins fly and humans dressed like parrots you should definitely stop by. The boys really enjoyed seeing all the animals in their unnatural habitats and being fed to the shrieking eels.














They also liked climbing through the huge mess of tunnels and cargo nets they have set up there to try and trap parents for eternity.














Brody even got to ride on one of the sea lions. As it turns out, Brody can make excellent sea lion barking noises. As it also turns out, so can Daddy (that's me) and now I'm requested to make those noises all the time in the same way that the trainers ask the real sea lions to bark - with a "gentle" touch to the throat. I'm pretty sure that if I were to die today, the CSI would think it was from severe neck trauma. (and they would be right.)

On Wednesday we decided to take a trip to a little beach near tampa. It was full of shells and not great for digging, but the water was only about 2-3 feet deep and waveless for about 500 feet out so the boys could walk on their own. It was like being in a huge kiddy pool. (only the pee to water ratio was a lot smaller - unless you count the fish, but we don't because that makes us want to barf.) Bridger loved the water, but not the taste of it. For future reference, if Jess tells you that she doesn't burn and doesn't need sunscreen you have my permission to call her a fat liar - or more accurately a really beautiful thin liar with nice teeth and a shining smile. She got burned pretty badly and had to work a little harder to enjoy the last few days of our trip.

And now for a commercial break: At Epcot center they have one of the coolest playgrounds ever. If you have a ton of money laying around and want a cool playground installed in your backyard you should check out foreverlawn.com and playlsi.com. I really want one of the Evos playsystems, so if any of you have a heart for giving I will except your generous donation of said playsystem. I will even make you cookies in return.

Of course there are a whole lot of details that I left out for fear of enducing boredom in our loyal readers, but we are leaving 15 minutes at the end of your read for any questions you may have. Just ask them out loud as they come to you.


The last two pictures below are the ones that I feel capture the true emotion of Disney World: Exhaustion. It is the Exhaustiest place on earth.

(and no, the belt on Brody's head is not a form of torture. His head was floppin' like a bobble-head.)

In Memory...

This is my friend, Lorena Wilson. She is one of the most amazing people I have ever met. She is one of those women who has lived a life so hard you can't imagine, but she always had a smile on her face. She was the first one to volunteer to help someone else if she was able. She passed away on Tuesday from complications of cancer. She taught me something new every time I was with her. She taught me how to grind wheat and make bread and now every time I make bread I will think of her and her many talents.

I'm sorry to those of you who never knew Lorena. I'll miss her.